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October 10 Taj Mahal: Was it a Vedic Temple?Sounds credible but how true?...Taj Mahal: Was it a Vedic Temple? The Photographic Evidence! By Stephen Knapp: http://tinyurl.com/8xxa4May 06 Police Dog leaps - wow!Notice the suspect behind the
car, apparently firing a gun - you see the smoke from the muzzle, and a split
second later - the Shepherd Police Dog leaps across the roof of the auto,
clamps onto the suspect, and brings him down so quickly - you'll watch it
several times to really appreciate the valor of this dog. December 01 Financial terms for dummies CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER -- What my broker has made me. STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected. MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share. WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo @ $240 per share. INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse. PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use. November 25 GWB Library to Open in 2009 The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling. The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy. The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes a fifth time. The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. The museum will also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's accomplishments. Making it work for a CEO! A young engineer was leaving the office at 6:00 pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "This is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy." July 27 World's First Air-Powered Car: Zero Emissions by Next Summer Published in the June 2007 issue of Popular Mechanics..... India’s largest automaker is set to start producing the world’s first commercial air-powered vehicle. The Air Car, developed by ex-Formula One engineer Guy Nègre for Luxembourg-based MDI, uses compressed air, as opposed to the gas-and-oxygen explosions of internal-combustion models, to push its engine’s pistons. Some 6000 zero-emissions Air Cars are scheduled to hit Indian streets in August of 2008. Barring any last-minute design changes on the way to production, the Air Car should be surprisingly practical. The $12,700 CityCAT, one of a handful of planned Air Car models, can hit 68 mph and has a range of 125 miles. It will take only a few minutes for the CityCAT to refuel at gas stations equipped with custom air compressor units; MDI says it should cost around $2 to fill the car’s carbon-fiber tanks with 340 liters of air at 4350 psi. Drivers also will be able to plug into the electrical grid and use the car’s built-in compressor to refill the tanks in about 4 hours. Of course, the Air Car will likely never hit American shores, especially considering its all-glue construction. But that doesn’t mean the major automakers can write it off as a bizarre Indian experiment — MDI has signed deals to bring its design to 12 more countries, including Germany, Israel and South Africa. Win tickets to Olympics - all in the jest (no offense) WIN 2 AIRLINE TICKETS
ALL EXPENSES PAID TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN PEKING, CHINA. To participate is very easy, just look at the photo attached, correctly answer the following questions and send your answers to the International Olympic Committee: 1. Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy? 2. Which ones are male twins? 3. Which ones are the female twins? 4. How many women are in the group? 5. Which one is the teacher? Good Luck!!!! April 16 INTERESTING ENGLISH SIGNS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES!
April 09 Moms pick their sons' brides on Italy reality TVApr 9, 2007 - ROME - Italy's state TV aired the first episode of a new reality show this week in which the mothers of five single men have to pick out prospective brides from a selection of candidates. Critics said "Perfect Bride" was both insulting to women and showed Italian TV, already packed with other reality formats such as Big Brother and Celebrity Island, falling to new depths of banality. In the first episode, the jury of mothers, called only by their first names such as "Mamma Rosa" and "Mamma Ambra", quizzed 18 hopefuls about their suitability as wives. From next week the mothers will have to live in a Big Brother-style house with their potential daughters-in-law, seeing first hand how they deal with household chores. Viewers will be encouraged to vote off the candidates they dislike. Mamma Teresa said she was looking for "a simple, intelligent, classy girl" for her son Claudio. In a country where it is normal for unmarried men to live with their parents into their 30s and "mamma mia!" (my mommy) is a common exclamation, the Italian mother figure is revered by society but often feared by girlfriends and wives. TV critics said the program exploited the stereotype of the overbearing mamma. April 03 New French TGV sets rail speed record: 357.2 mphApril 3, 2007 - Paris - A French TGV train broke a world speed record on Tuesday as it hurtled down a newly built track at 357 miles per hour (574.8 kilometers per hour) in the country's Champagne region. The special train called V150, an enhanced version of trains that will run on the Paris-Strasbourg line beginning June 10, has been From about 236 mph, vibrations in the train became more and more noticeable. At 304 mph, passengers started to get slightly dizzy. At 335 mph, it became difficult to remain standing up despite the stability of the train. The absolute speed record for trains was set by a 'maglev' train in Japan, at 361 mph in 2003. However, those trains do not run on rails but glide on a magnetic field. The previous speed record for a train running on rails was 320.2 mph, set in France in 1990. The V150 was made up of two normal cars that will run on the eastern TGV track, three double-decker carriages and three sets of motorized wheels. The train can develop over 25,000 horsepower, twice that of a conventional TGV. The event run was broadcast live on television in France and Germany. The total record operation cost $40 million (30 million euros), shared by the three partners. High-speed trains in France, as well as rail links to London, Brussels, Cologne and Amsterdam, are competing with plane travel, and several French regional airlines have gone out of business since the TGV started in 1981. March 29 Bristish marines captured by Iran for treading into Iranian Water - Britain takes case against Iran to U.N.!March 30, 2007 - UNITED NATIONS - Britain took its case to free its 15 sailors and marines held by Iran to the United Nations on Thursday, asking the Security Council to support a statement that would "deplore" Tehran's action and demand their immediate release. Iranian state television on Thursday also broadcast a few seconds of footage it says was of the operation that seized the 15 British soldiers in Iranian territorial waters. In the clip, ab out five seconds long, gunshots were heard and The British move came as Iran rolled back on its promise to release the sole female British sailor among the captives, who were seized last week. The Iranian military chief, Gen. Ali Reza Afshar, said that because of the "wrong behavior" of the British government, "the release of a female British soldier has been suspended." Iran's top negotiator, Ali Larijani, also hinted that the British crew members may be put on trial. The British government said that its sailors and marines were seized Friday after completing a search of a civilian ship near the mouth of the Shatt al-Arab waterway, which forms the border between Iran and Iraq, under a mandate from the Security Council and at the request of Iraq. Iran says the British vessels were inside its territorial waters. British officials had been angered by Tehran's decision to show the captives on Iranian television. Britain's ambassador to Tehran lodged an official complaint of Iran's decision to show the video. In the video that was broadcast Wednesday on Iran's Arab-language satellite channel, Turney said her group had "trespassed" in Iranian waters. The segment showed her wearing a black head scarf, sitting in a room before floral curtains and smoking a cigarette. March 28 Only in America...
March 27 South Korea Automakers want people to look at cars not women!Mar 21, 2007 - SEOUL - South Korean carmakers plan to cut down on the number of scantily clad models at the Seoul Motor Show hoping people will look at the cars instead.
Hyundai, which is unveiling several new models and a concept car called QarmaQ that uses lightweight plastics, will hire fewer models for the event. Its affiliate Kia will do the same. Hyundai, with Kia, is the world's sixth-largest car maker. Renault Samsung Motors, starting last year, changed the attire of its models from miniskirts to more modest business suits and gave them handheld computers to help answer questions. March 25 Afghan villagers stand guard to protect schools
Mar 20, 2007 - MEDRAWER, AFGHANISTAN - The Medrawer Girls School was burned to a charred husk by terrorists determined to prevent local girls from reading textbooks and learning geometry. Smoke still curled above the surrounding eucalyptus grove as the students arrived for class – their hopes of an education, and the better life it promised, vanishing in the morning sunshine. Even then, however, the village elders were beginning to formulate a decision that would change the lives of Atefa and – some would say – girls across Afghanistan. Later that day, they decided to take protection of the school into their own hands, cobbling together a corps of village volunteers that has stood watch over the now-rebuilt school every night since, sometimes armed only with spare farm tools and ancient swords passed down as family heirlooms. Local authorities say that this was Afghanistan's first community-sponsored school-watch program. In the intervening year, the Afghan Department of Education has championed the idea nationwide in an effort to maintain what has been, in many respects, the government's most celebrated success: bringing education to Afghanistan – and especially to girls. National education officials estimate that during the past 18 months, the Taliban has burned more than 180 Afghan schools. The threat of attacks, according to a 2006 UNICEF report, has prevented 100,000 children from attending school. But the rate of attacks has fallen significantly in recent months – a success the government attributes to community watch groups. Plans are under way to expand them to schools in all 34 provinces. For a nation often conflicted about the trappings of modernity, the eagerness of rural villages like Medrawer to patrol their own schools is telling. It suggests that, after years of ambivalence or even hostility, Afghans have come to recognize the importance of education – and they are willing to defend it, even in the wee hours of the morning with ax in hand. When the local elders in Medrawer met to discuss the future of the girls' school, they knew that one underpaid government security guard wasn't enough. Nor could the government of Laghman Province provide police support: The entire province has only 250 police officers and 199 schools. |
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