The George W. Bush Presidential  Library is now in the  planning stages.

 The Library will  include:

 The  Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

 The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

 The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't  even have to show up.

 The  Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

 The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

 The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.

 The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.

 The 'Tax Cut' Room with entry only to the wealthy.

 The 'Economy Room' which is in the toilet.

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes  a fifth time.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.

The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.

The Supreme Court's Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

The 'Decider Room' complete with dart board, Magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.

The museum will  also have an electron microscope to help you locate the President's  accomplishments.

A young engineer was leaving the office at 6:00 pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "This is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I just need one copy."